Friday, August 21, 2015
Canton Man Wins 4th Annual Boston Pissing Contest
Bobby Carroll of Canton emerged as the victorious winner in the competition that judges participants on both duration and length of stream.
"It's an amazing dream come true," Carroll said, who beat out over 50 hopefuls. "All those long hours of drinking Vitamin Water and the early mornings...you just never think you're actually going to be in the winner's circle."
Over 5,000 were in attendance to witness Carroll's successful feat, to which he attributed his training. "How do you make it to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice."
Carroll says that he started urinating at an early age, and Thursday's victory was the culmination of a lifetime of repetition and dedication.
When asked what's next, the Canton man said he'll probably take a few weeks off. "Then, I guess I should probably look for a job."