NEW YORK – Democratic
Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton confirmed her travel schedule today, as
she begins a 25-day trip to key battle-states, including Iowa and New
Hampshire. Clinton confirmed that during her absence, her neighbor Gene will be
watching the cats.
“It’s one of
the major considerations when you choose such a demanding life of public
service,” Clinton said. “The cats are independent, but they can only be on
their own for 24, 36 hours tops.”
Reports
indicated that Gene – who is not currently employed – is happy to do it.
“I’m
actually allergic,” Gene said. “But Hillary is so busy, always on the road, I
don’t know how she does it. Usually Chelsea steps in because God knows they
can’t depend on Bill. But Chelsea is off on some trip, so of course I’d be
happy to check up on them.”
The cats –
Tabby, Abraham and Noodles – are in full health but do have some select dietary
restrictions, which Clinton has transcribed on a sticky-note to Gene, along
with her personal cell number in case anything happens. “You’ll do great!” the
note closes.
The
arrangement is just one of many hectic scenarios facing candidates on the
campaign trail, Clinton said. “You just do the best you can, and hopefully it
will all be worth it in the end.”
